Ron Jokes

Carl was busy in removing a wheel from his three-wheeler! Ron asks: Why are you removing a wheel from your auto? Carl: Can’t u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only’.

Ron to his friends : For the past one week a girl is disturbing me. I don’t know how she got my number, She interrupts whenever I call someone and says, “Please recharge your balance soon.”

Ben was removing money from the ATM. Ron: “I saw your password, ha ha.” Ben: “What is it?” Ron: “It is four asterisks.” Ben: “Ha ha, you are wrong. It is 9425!”

With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants to celebrate the occasion. "Would you like to have a new mink coat?" Ron asks. "No, not really," Sylvia responds. "Well, how about a new Porche?" asks Ron. "No, thanks," Sylvia replies. "What about a new vacation home in the country?" Ron suggests. "No," says Sylvia. "Well, what would you like for your anniversary?" Ron asks. "I'd like a divorce, Ron," answers Sylvia. "Sorry, honey, I wasn't planning on sp…

Ron: “I kicked lion’s face, pulled tiger’s tail, broke cheetah’s leg and threw an elephant.” Alex: “Are you kidding? It can’t be true.” Ron: No, it’s true. Inspite of these achievements, the toy shop owner kicked me out!”