With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants to celebrate the occasion. "Would you like to have a new mink coat?" Ron asks. "No, not really," Sylvia responds. "Well, how about a new Porche?" asks Ron. "No, thanks," Sylvia replies. "What about a new vacation home in the country?" Ron suggests. "No," says Sylvia. "Well, what would you like for your anniversary?" Ron asks. "I'd like a divorce, Ron," answers Sylvia. "Sorry, honey, I wasn't planning on sp…