My neighbor Ron is mad at me just because my book 'The Many Lawn Care Mistakes of My Neighbor Ron' is a hit with both critics and readers.

Ron on Facebook says he hopes to be stuck on a dessert island, so naturally I commented "that sounds delicious".

Teacher wants to play a game... 'Today we'll relax a little and play a spelling game. Each of you will stand up, tell us your name, what your father does, spell what your father does, and then tell us what he would do for us if he were here today. All right, Jack, you can go first."" Jack stands up and says, 'My name's Jack. My father is a baker, thats B-A-K-E-R, and if he were here today, he'd bake a cake for the whole class to enjoy."" The class claps excitedly! Teacher says, 'Very good. All r…

What's green and falls up? [yemaste](http://www.reddit.com/user/yemaste) posted this 6 months ago, but I just watched that episode of Party Down where Ron says it. I googled the joke but [this post](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/d1zae/whats_green_and_falls_up/) was the first on the list and no one had a decent answer. Come on, punchlines!!!