[Red Lobster] Waiter: we're offering Endless Shrimp. Me: bring me the endless shrimp <5 days later> Waiter: please leave, I have a family#Red Lobster0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"You know where you are? You're in the jungle, baby. You gonna DIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!! ...Only Kidding! Welcome to Red Lobster, party of 2?"#Red Lobster#Kids0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
You guys, I seriously never ask for prayers but this is an emergency. There is a rumor that Red Lobster might be closing. Pray. Pray hard.#Red Lobster0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
No amount of minority filled commercials can ruin Red Lobster for me.#Red Lobster#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My cat complains when I drive him to the vet, but we always end up stopping behind Red Lobster "just for a second" whenever he drives.#Red Lobster#Animals0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Not a lot of people know this, but if you dress up like a pirate and go into Red Lobster, you eat for free.#Red Lobster#Pirate#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[at Red Lobster] WAITRESSES: *run toward me* ME: Red Lobster! WAITRESSES: *stop* ME: Green Lobster! WAITRESSES: *run* MANAGER: Okay, SIR...#Red Lobster0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Waiter, "Welcome to red lobster, I'm your seafood expert." me- "did you know octopuses have a beak?" W-"no" Me- "who's the expert now?"#Red Lobster0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
my elephant trunk joke I've been telling this joke to people just as I meet them for years - I normally use it as an ice breaker and include the people around me - everything in *italics* gets adjusted to the situation / company I just recovered from a horrible *farming* accident - I was using a *cotton* *thresher* and had 1/2 my junk cut off - I did not want to go through life with only 8"" - so I went to a clinic in *Germany* and had a baby elephant's trunk grafted on - so on my return I decid…Read more#Jen#Germany#Red Lobster#Animals+2 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster? Hi, Ladies!#Red Lobster#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp