"You know where you are? You're in the jungle, baby. You gonna DIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!! ...Only Kidding! Welcome to Red Lobster, party of 2?"

You guys, I seriously never ask for prayers but this is an emergency. There is a rumor that Red Lobster might be closing. Pray. Pray hard.

No amount of minority filled commercials can ruin Red Lobster for me.

Not a lot of people know this, but if you dress up like a pirate and go into Red Lobster, you eat for free.