Peter Jones Jokes

Luke had it first Paul had it lost; boys never had it; girls have it but once; Miss Polly had it twice in the same place but when she married Peter Jones she never had it again. What is it? The letter L.

So I went on Dragons Den with my grandad's shotgun and Peter Jones said, "so what's the business idea?" I said, "It's a very simple concept, Peter. Put the money in the bag."