Paris Hilton comes back from school one evening. She runs to her mum and says: ""Mummy today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, Paris Hilton comes back from school one evening. She runs to her mum and says: ""Mummy today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! It's good, innit?"" ""Yes, darling, very good."" Answers the mom. ""Is that because I'm blonde?"" she asks. ""Yes, d…