Snooki doesn't like her nickname. OK. What's another name for a drunken slut? Damn. Paris Hilton is already taken.

On Facebook, my friend became a fan of Paris Hilton, Heidi Montag and Nickelback. I became a fan of unfriending her.

Paris Hilton picked up the new Galaxy Note 7.... That's Hot.

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer? A farmer shucks between fits.