What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer? A farmer shucks between fits.#Paris Hilton#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Snooki doesn't like her nickname. OK. What's another name for a drunken slut? Damn. Paris Hilton is already taken.#Paris Hilton#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
On Facebook, my friend became a fan of Paris Hilton, Heidi Montag and Nickelback. I became a fan of unfriending her.#Paris Hilton#Heidi Montag#Facebook#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp