Omaha Beach Jokes

The Invasion of Normandy It was a tough morning on the Omaha beach, and the landing of the Allied troops was not going well. The beach was riddled with obstacles and mines, and the German gunfire was relentless. Suddenly, the Allied men notice a man emerging from the waters. “I can help you”, he declares in deep voice. “Who are you?”, a soldier asks. ”Doesn’t matter” ”Where are you from?” ”Well, I am a soldier from Portugal. But I have decided to not be neutral today. Let me handle this…

An elderly American tourist arrived at French immigration at Paris's Charles de Gaulle Airport and began fumbling for his passport. The French official quickly grew impatient. "You have been to France before, monsieur?" he asked in an unnecessarily aggressive tone. "Yes, but it was a while back," replied the old man, still rummaging in his bag. "In that case," continued the official, "you should know to have your passport ready for inspection." "But the last time I came to France I didn't have t…