Nvidia Jokes

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car? (on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

Why didn't the Nvidiot arrive at work today? - X-Post from /r/AyyMD Because the driver kept crashing! Ayy! (/r/AyyMD is a satirical circlejerk subreddit for followers or fans of AMD's Graphics Cards, Processors, and other technologies. Everything said there is tongue in cheek and/or a literal burn on the major competition of Intel or Nvidia)

I found out NVidia have made a new sun cream I hear it will have more shader cores

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card? One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

I went to the store for striped paint. Guy called me an idiot I’m a painters apprentice. When I got to the store and asked for striped paint, the dude said I’m an idiot for working for that guy. He convinced me to quit now and put all my money in stocks, because NVidia is gonna tank in Q5. All I have to do now is wait.

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card? One empties your pocket.