What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card? One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

What did Jesus say when he switched from Intel to AMD? Do not mourn me for I have Ryzen.

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire? Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

Why did AMD release black edition cpu? Cause they run faster than white.