Nike Jokes

This is a joke I heard back in 2000 George W. was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted. The first kid said, ""I want to go to Disneyland."" George said, ""No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One"". The second kid said, ""I want a new pair of…

Women these days.....some of their eyebrows looks like they are sponsored by NIKE.

Lance Armstrong, Oscar Pistorius, Tiger Woods all sponsored by Nike. Perhaps they should change there slogan to ""Don't do it!""

Nike has to stop it with this ""Just do it"". First it was Tiger Woods. Then Lance Armstrong. And now Oscar Pistorius.

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

Barack Obama was out jogging one day... When he tripped, and fell over a bridge railing and landed in the river below. Before secret service could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted in return for saving his life. The first kid said, "I want to go to Disney world!" To which Obama replied, "not a problem, I'll even fly you there in Air Force one." The second kid then says, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jord…

Nike just announced it will now be using robots instead of children to make shoes Unfortunately, the robots will be made by children.

Why do children in China all have iPhones and wear Nike? Employee discounts

There once was a Nike shoe. There once was a Nike shoe.

I quit my job working for Nike. Just couldn’t do it anymore.

There was a tragic fire at a Nike factory recently... 800 soles were lost.

What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK? They both make black men run faster.

I accidentally called Nike instead of the suicide hotline They said just do it.

Nike just announced it will now be using robots instead of children to make shoes Unfortunately

This Suicide Prevention message was brought to you in part by: **Nike**

Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes?? Because the pictures were way to shaky......

The telephone rang at dawn. "Hello, Señor Ralph? This is Alfredo, the caretaker at your country house." "Hi, Alfredo. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Uh, I am just calling to tell you, Señor Ralph, that your parrot died." "My parrot? Dead? The one that won the international competition?" "Yes, Señor, that's the one." "Damn! That's a pity. I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from?" "From eating rotten meat, Señor Ralph." "Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten mea…