NFL Jokes

Someone stole a NFL playbook, uploaded it to the internet. All the plays were bootlegs.

Offensive NFL joke. Trigger Warning: Terrorism/World Trade Centre/Religious, anybody who is offended do not open this link I'm really worried about Tim Tebow taking over the QB position. The last time anybody that religious had control of the Jets 9/11 happened

The NFL replacement refs

Chuck Norris is a former #1 draft pick in the NFL. He immediately retired when they told him in training camp that a round house kick to the face was not a legal method of tackling. Enraged, he cursed the franchise to never ever make the playoffs. We know them as the Detroit Lions.

There are now 3 undefeated cat teams in the NFL! The Panthers, the Bengals and the Cheetahs.

A black guy dies & finds himself at the Pearly Gates with St. Peter.... SP: Before I allow you to enter Heaven, you must tell me something truly extraordinary about your life. BG: Sheeet, no problem. I was a star NFL QB for 15 years! SP: One of many. What else? BG: I have 2 Super Bowl rings & 3 MVP trophys! SP: These things do not impress me. Uniqueness! BG: Damn....uh....well, I once made love to a white woman on a park bench during a Ku Klux Klan rally. SP: WOW! Really? Now THAT is ext…

Today is a big day for America Today is a big day for America. Big changes are coming that people aren't ready for. Sure everything may seem so divisive and you may feel like you have no control over the future, but stay hopeful. Make sure to take a step back and have faith that the right people are going to make good decisions for posterity and we can look back later in the months to come and laugh about today. Remember, you never know what's going to happen by 4pm when the nfl trade deadline …

A man is having a beer A man is having a beer at a bar and the bartender asks him why that sad look? As the man buys another beer as he is watching a preseason NFL game, he tells the bartender that his wife just left him. She said my life is all about football and she can't take it anymore. I don't really understand her because we have been married for 15 seasons.

Bill Belichick was in my store earlier and whilst I was serving him he said “listen, I need a quarterback. Think you could do that for me son?” I said “wow, really?! You want me to play in the NFL?” He said “No moron, this drink costs 75c and I gave you a dollar”

What do Apple and the NFL have in common? The Chargers suck.

Breaking News: NFL responds to lost revenue from kneeling controversy Breaking News: The NFL announced today that because of lost revenue due to kneeling

More NFL news NFL CUTS ONE TEAM

Aaron Hernandez set a new NFL record Longest hang time by a player who doesn't punt

My gf could be a an NFL running back she will *not* go down.

There are now 3 undefeated cat teams in the NFL! The Panthers

The NFL has hired their first female referee. She will throw the flag for penalties the team committed 5 years ago.

Did you hear Chewbaca won the NFL MVP his first year in the league? Did you hear Chewbaca won the NFL MVP his first year in the league? It was a great Wookie season!

What do the NFL and Jail have in common? You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.

What does the NFL and Broke Back Mountain have in common? Cowboys that suck.

What's the worst part of an NFL wedding? Getting hit by Rice

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife? The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

What do the NFL and Brokeback Mountain have in common? The cowboys suck.

What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule? ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

Old rich white men selecting strong young black men to work on their fields? I'm not sure about this NFL draft thing.

Why is MetLife Stadium the windiest stadium in the NFL? Because there's a Giant fan in every seat.