A black guy dies & finds himself at the Pearly Gates with St. Peter.... SP: Before I allow you to enter Heaven, you must tell me something truly extraordinary about your life. BG: Sheeet, no problem. I was a star NFL QB for 15 years! SP: One of many. What else? BG: I have 2 Super Bowl rings & 3 MVP trophys! SP: These things do not impress me. Uniqueness! BG: Damn....uh....well, I once made love to a white woman on a park bench during a Ku Klux Klan rally. SP: WOW! Really? Now THAT is ext…

A man is having a beer A man is having a beer at a bar and the bartender asks him why that sad look? As the man buys another beer as he is watching a preseason NFL game, he tells the bartender that his wife just left him. She said my life is all about football and she can't take it anymore. I don't really understand her because we have been married for 15 seasons.

Did you hear Chewbaca won the NFL MVP his first year in the league? Did you hear Chewbaca won the NFL MVP his first year in the league? It was a great Wookie season!

What do the NFL and Jail have in common? You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.