Paddy went onto the TV programme The Antiques Roadshow, where experts value items brought in by members of the public, and placed a large metal box on the table. "Where did you find this?" asked the antiques expert. "Oh, it's been in the attic for years," said Paddy. "Have you got insurance?" "Why do you ask?" "Because you're going to need it – that's your cold water tank." O'Reilly said to Murphy: "Set the alarm for five in the morning." "Why?" said Murphy. "There's only two of us."