Miss Jones Jokes

Dog Words The teacher was telling the class about plants that have the word ""dog"" in front of them: dogrose, dogwood, dog violet. She asked the class if they could name another flower with the prefix ""dog."" Steven raised his hand and said, ""Sure, Miss Jones, a 'collie' flower!""

Science Lesson Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. Now it was question time, and she asked, ""My name begins with the letter 'M' and I pick up things. What am I?"" Little Johnny in the front row proudly said, ""You're a mother!""

'I'm very sad to announce this morning girls that Miss Jones has decided to retire' said the principal at morning assembly. ' Now we will all stand and sing this morning's hymn....now Thank We All Our God.'

Home - A - Age Jokes ""That's an excellent essay for someone your age"" said the English teacher. ""How about for someone my Mum's age Miss?"" ""Welcome to school Simon"" said the nursery school teacher to the new boy. ""How old are you?"" ""I'm not old"" said Simon. ""I'm nearly new."" Miss Jones agreed to be interviewed by Fred for the school magazine. ""How old are you ma'am?"" asked Fred. ""I'm not going to tell you that"" she replied. ""But Mr Hill the technical teacher and Mr Hill the…

Alex took a note into school that his mother had written for the teacher following a picture that he had drawn of Mummy at work earlier that week. It read as follows: Dear Miss Jones, The picture Alex drew was not a pole on the stage of a dancing club but of me selling a shovel at Wal-Mart. Yours Jenny Smith!

The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. While leaving the room, she courteously said, "Oh sir, did you know that your barracks door was open." He did not understand her remark, but later on happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his new employee. Calling her in, he asked, "By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you also…