Michael J Fox Jokes

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the best ingredients, you cruel bastards.

If Michael J. Fox was sick of his job as a valet He'd have ""valet Parkinson's"" disease

Why does Michael J Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he only uses the finest ingredients.

Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot? Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift? Michael J. Fox; he would just shake it off.

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali? Salt and Pepper shakers

Michael J. Fox Got into a Car Accident Recently... He was really shaken up about it.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? -> He uses the finest ingredients.

Michael J. Fox What is Michael J. Fox's favorite song? Shake it off

Michael J. Fox got hit by a reversing truck. Don't worry he shook it off.

A riddle for today Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. Fox has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. The Pope has one but doesn't use it. Clinton uses his all the time. Mickey Mouse has an unusual one. Liberace never used his on women. Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his. Cher claims that she took on 3. We never saw Lucy use Desi's. What is it? [The answer is: ""A Last Name."" Sorry Folks...No Dirty Jokes Here!] (/spoiler)

What a polite guy... I met Michael J Fox the other day. I only gave him a hi-five and he still shook my hand.

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine? They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up? To shake things up on network tv.

Michael J Fox and Taylor Swift dated, but broke up Don't worry, they're both going to shake, shake it off.

Michael J Fox called me earlier but of course he had dialed the wrong number.

What is brown and sticky? Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, The Pope has one but doesn't use it, Dominique Strauss-Khan uses his all the time. What is it? A last name you pervert.

I bet Michael J. Fox makes one hell of a martini.

Curious bedtime thought Last night I was lying in bed with my fiancee and wondered aloud what it would be like to sleep next to Michael J. Fox on a waterbed. She retorted, ""I'd rather be on the bridge of the S.S. Minnow."" This is why I'm marrying this girl.

The only person I want to see do a Harlem Shake video is Michael J. Fox.

Michael J Fox You may not know this but Michael J Fox still has a very fruitful career in Hollywood, though now a days he's behind the camera. He's the guy they use to hold the camera for those shaky-cam action scenes.

Michael J. Fox is extremely formal... ...he even shakes hands with his wife.

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black? [OC] A parka, son.

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub? Throw in a load of laundry.