A snail walks in to a Cadillac dealer A snail walks into a Cadillac dealer and says to the guy running the place, ""I want a custom car that's dressed to the 9's, I want it green with red stripes and I want a raised seat so that I can see aver the wheel and I want a stereo that you can hear from a mile away."" The guy replied, ""Sure Mr. Snail, we'll have it for you in a week."" So a week later and the car is exactly what he wanted, except that there were S's all over the car, there was a big S …