Mr Snail Jokes

A snail walks in to a Cadillac dealer A snail walks into a Cadillac dealer and says to the guy running the place, ""I want a custom car that's dressed to the 9's, I want it green with red stripes and I want a raised seat so that I can see aver the wheel and I want a stereo that you can hear from a mile away."" The guy replied, ""Sure Mr. Snail, we'll have it for you in a week."" So a week later and the car is exactly what he wanted, except that there were S's all over the car, there was a big S …

Mr Snail was always being teased by the insects for being so slow. Eventually, he just couldn't take it anymore and went to the nearest car dealership. ""I want the fastest sports car you have,"" he told the salesman, ""and make sure to paint a huge 'S' on it, so everyone will know its Mr Snail's car!"" So now, every time Mr Snail drives past the insects, speeding like a maniac, all the insects look and say: ""Wow, look at that 'S' car go!""

[Long] One day a Snail decides he’s moving a little too slow.. … so he decides it’s time to get a car. He doesn’t have a lot of money so he buys a used French sedan. The snail is so impressed how fast he gets around town. From place to place he wizzes by this slug, beetle and worm friends. While that car isn’t a racer by any means, the snail doesn’t know the difference. One day he’s passed by a car that easily overtakes him. As the car blows by he sees an “S” next to the model make. Mr. Sna…