Michael Cera Jokes

Movie Idea: Michael Cera falls down a spiral staircase then pets a cat.

"Will this ever feel less awkward?" - whoever is waking up beside Michael Cera right now

Michael Cera and Jesse Eisenberg bump into each other, say sorry awkwardly, then try to sidestep each other but keep stepping the same way.

Michael Cera, too timid to send his food back even though he's allergic to almonds, eats a meal and politely goes into anaphylactic shock.

[Michael Cera running a slice of toast under the cold tap to soften up the sharp edges before eating it]

I think we need to start a boycott of Michael Cera movies... until he plays the role he was born for: Ellen Degeneres.

Michael Cera probably apologizes and gives back cars in Grand Theft Auto

[Michael Cera melting like a slug because there's too much salt on his fries]

Give Michael Cera a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach him to fish and he'll be like, "ewww you have to touch worms? Gross"

[Michael Cera knocked backwards by ejecting toast]

*Michael Cera presses too hard with a crayon and breaks his wrist*

[toddler saves Michael Cera from drowning]

Today I forgot to comb my hair, but people thought I was nice. Then, nothing of consequence happened. So today was every Michael Cera movie.

*Michael Cera stubs his toe on a cotton ball*

Michael Cera forgets to do laundry and has to wear a doctor costume to the hospital. He's too shy to refuse people and performs 3 surgeries.

Michael Cera pretending to read the nutritional facts when his dad catches him struggling to open a jar of pickles

Michael Cera, in a public restroom, pinned to the opposite wall by the force of the hand-dryer.

Hey guys, what's the name of that movie where Michael Cera plays a socially awkward teenager?

my 10 year high school reunion is in August which means I have 2 months to lose 40 pounds and get engaged to Michael Cera

I can't tell if Michael Cera is actually an actor, or just an awkward guy who keeps wandering onto film sets and does his best to fit in.

I ran into Michael Cera at the bar last night and asked him if he ever hooked up with his Arrested Development co-star Alia Shawkat who played his cousin. He said ""Yeah, Maeby I did."" So I guess we'll never know.

I had a dream last night... Michael Cera had a daughter and named her Kwehshandrickaa, and she grew up and studied meteorology. She got her degree and tried to get a job reporting the weather on TV, but had trouble finding work. She asked a few friends for advice. One told her she was being discriminated against because of her unconventional name, and she should go by her middle name instead. Another suggested that she print some nice business cards. A third opined that nobody likes meteorologis…