Movie Idea: Michael Cera falls down a spiral staircase then pets a cat.

"Will this ever feel less awkward?" - whoever is waking up beside Michael Cera right now

Michael Cera, too timid to send his food back even though he's allergic to almonds, eats a meal and politely goes into anaphylactic shock.

[Michael Cera running a slice of toast under the cold tap to soften up the sharp edges before eating it]