I had a dream last night... Michael Cera had a daughter and named her Kwehshandrickaa, and she grew up and studied meteorology. She got her degree and tried to get a job reporting the weather on TV, but had trouble finding work. She asked a few friends for advice. One told her she was being discriminated against because of her unconventional name, and she should go by her middle name instead. Another suggested that she print some nice business cards. A third opined that nobody likes meteorologis…