Mexican Brothers Jokes

A white man a black man and a Mexican man A white man a Mexican and a black man are walking down a bench abd they stumble upon a lamp they grab it and rub it and a genie pops out the genie says ""For freeing me from a thousand years of imprisonment I shall great each of you one wish"". The genie walks up to the black man and says ""What's you're one wish?"" The black man says ""I wish all of my African brothers and sisters in America to be safe happy and free in Africa!"" Poof,all the blacks in …

Two Mexican Brothers So two brothers, Ramon and Emelio, escape from a prison deep in the Mexican desert. They run for days and days through the hot and and the heat begins to take its toll. They are getting hungrier and thirstier and, all in all, more and more exhausted. Suddenly, Ramon collapses. He looks up, reaching out his hand. "Emelio, look!" Emelio looks, he sees nothing. "Ramon, what's wrong? What is it?" "Look at that tree, Emelio! Bacon sprouts from its branches! We are saved!" "Ramo…

The Bacon tree Two Mexican brothers are lost in the desert. They're hungry and thirsty, and have been walking for miles on end. Suddenly, Jose yells at his brother. "Brother! Do you smell that? It smells like bacon!" He rushes ahead, and sure enough, over the next dune, he sees it. A bacon tree. Glorious strips of crispy bacon, glistening in the sun, waiting to be eaten. Jose runs head long at the tree, just as his brother climbs the dune behind him. Suddenly two machine guns pop out of t…