The Bacon tree Two Mexican brothers are lost in the desert. They're hungry and thirsty, and have been walking for miles on end. Suddenly, Jose yells at his brother. "Brother! Do you smell that? It smells like bacon!" He rushes ahead, and sure enough, over the next dune, he sees it. A bacon tree. Glorious strips of crispy bacon, glistening in the sun, waiting to be eaten. Jose runs head long at the tree, just as his brother climbs the dune behind him. Suddenly two machine guns pop out of the bacon tree and cut him down! He turns to his brother, and with his last breath he yells out "Brother! Is not a Bacon Tree!" "Is..." "Is a..." "Is a Hambush..."