Mexican Desert Jokes

The two mexicans, lost in the mexican desert.. Juan and Pablo had been wandering aimlessly around the mexican desert for three days now. Without food and water their hopes of finding civilisation were fading fast.. When through the mirage they sight a bacon tree! The tree meant food, water and shelter so the two began running towards the tree. ""Juan, we are saved"" Exclaimed Pablo ""si Pablo, we are!"" Suddenly bullets began flying all around them, dashing into the sand at their feet, the two d…

Two Mexican Brothers So two brothers, Ramon and Emelio, escape from a prison deep in the Mexican desert. They run for days and days through the hot and and the heat begins to take its toll. They are getting hungrier and thirstier and, all in all, more and more exhausted. Suddenly, Ramon collapses. He looks up, reaching out his hand. "Emelio, look!" Emelio looks, he sees nothing. "Ramon, what's wrong? What is it?" "Look at that tree, Emelio! Bacon sprouts from its branches! We are saved!" "Ramo…

The two mexicans, lost in the mexican desert.. Juan and Pablo had been wandering aimlessly around the mexican desert for three days now. Without food and water their hopes of finding civilisation were fading fast.. When through the mirage they sight a bacon tree! The tree meant food, water and shelter so the two began running towards the tree. "Juan, we are saved" Exclaimed Pablo "sí Pablo, we are!" Suddenly bullets began flying all around them, dashing into the sand at their feet, the two …

The two mexicans lost in the mexican desert..