Mets Jokes

The Mets got Royally screwed....

What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common? They both choke when it really matters.

First time at a ballgame A man living in Mexico gets a phonecall from his cousin living in New York. ""Hey Jose, I haven't seen you in a while, it would be great if you could come up here to New York. I have tickets for a Mets game, you would love it!"" Jose decided this would be fun, and takes a plane to New York. After a stay at his cousin's, they go out to the stadium, and after an exciting game exit again. ""So how was it? Did you like it?"" said Jose's cousin. ""Oh it was great!"" said Jose…

Why couldn't Joe get to home? He was a Mets fan.

In a first grade class in an elementary school on Long Island The teacher asked everyone to raise their hand if they are a Mets fan. Everyone raised their hand except for Kathy. The teacher asked Kathy “why didn’t you raise your hand?” Kathy responded “because I’m a Yankees fan.” Pressing further, the teacher asked Kathy why she was a Yankees fan. Kathy says “well my mom is a Yankees fan, and my dad is a Yankees fan, so I’m a Yankees fan.” The teacher then asks Kathy “well what if your mo…

What is a Pirate's favorite letter? The one from the General Manager telling him he's been traded to the Mets. Thanks to everyone who awarded this post! You're so kind .

What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering? At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.