Another Pirate joke? Ok, so this three part one which requires a little build up: Ask, "what a pirate's favorite letter?" Usually people get the "Rrrr" Ask, "What's a pirates favorite restaurant?" Wait for a response: "Harrrdees" or "Arrrbys" and lastly, ask "What's a pirate's favorite branch of the military?" At this point you should get "the ARrrrrmy" and you reply "No it's the Navy stupid!"

Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War? Because X Marx the spot.

Three explorers are in Egypt (long) and they stumble upon some old ruins. In the ruins they find a big room, with three doors. The first explorer, Henry, goes up to the door and reads: ""Who ever enters this door will die a fiery death."" He doesn't believe in superstitions, so he goes through the door to find a long hallway. At the end of the hallway, another door. Behind that door is a room full of treasure, so he takes as much as he can carry and leaves. He enters the hallway and walks about …

The Secret of the Red Shirt Once upon a time there was a pirate captain. He ran a very successful ship, and rarely lost any battles. He took a boy under him to teach him the trade. One day, the lookout shouted, ""Marine ship to the starboard, bearing down upon us!"". The captain immediately shouted to the boy, ""Boy, bring me my red shirt!"". The ship was boarded, but the captain rallied the pirates and defeated the marines. Every time a marine ship attacked them, the captain would give the same…