Megan Jokes

YOU ASKED IF YOU COULD PET HER, NOT IF SHE BITES, MEGAN.

Hi, I'm Megan. You may know me from such public encounters with kids as "No, YOUR face is stupid" and "I didn't trip you, you fell".

Megan, but with an H? Whatever you say, girls named Hmegan.

got a meat lover's pizza with the Works: freckles, man curds, leeches, clam clits, jowls, blood clots, charred nuggets, gristle, Megan

All I did was compliment a coworker on their fantastic mustache, and now I'm in HR's office. Thanks a lot, Megan!

Putting a carrot next to you in bed can almost fill the space where Megan used to slep

If you play the "Strawberry Fields Forever" record backwards, you can quietly hear your roommate saying, "Get a job, Megan."

Teacher: Megan, why are you doing your multiplication on the floor? Megan: You said we had to do it without tables!

Megan and chicken Knock, knock? Who's there? Megan and chicken Megan and chicken who? He's megan a list and chicken it twice, he's gonna find out who's naughty and nice...

If I was a transformer, I would turn into Megan Fox's vibrator

Why did Megan fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there?? Not Megan.