Megan, but with an H? Whatever you say, girls named Hmegan.

All I did was compliment a coworker on their fantastic mustache, and now I'm in HR's office. Thanks a lot, Megan!

Putting a carrot next to you in bed can almost fill the space where Megan used to slep

Teacher: Megan, why are you doing your multiplication on the floor? Megan: You said we had to do it without tables!