YOU ASKED IF YOU COULD PET HER, NOT IF SHE BITES, MEGAN.

Hi, I'm Megan. You may know me from such public encounters with kids as "No, YOUR face is stupid" and "I didn't trip you, you fell".

Megan, but with an H? Whatever you say, girls named Hmegan.

got a meat lover's pizza with the Works: freckles, man curds, leeches, clam clits, jowls, blood clots, charred nuggets, gristle, Megan