Me: *eating a Mars bar* Martian: Good grief where will I obtain alcohol now#Mars Bar#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
An 8 yr old boy was screaming at the grocery store because his mom wouldn't buy him a Mars bar. So I bought one and ate it in front of him.#Mars Bar#Parents#Bar0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Dude walks into a bar ...and drops dead from oxygen deprivation. It's a Mars bar.#Mars Bar#Bar#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Shakhter Karagandy (Celtic's Champions League opponents) Apparently they've been given permission for their pre-match tradition of sacrificing a sheep, I'd like to see them progress given Celtic's pre-match tradition of sacrificing a Mars bar.#Mars Bar#Animals#Bar0🔗 ShareWhatsApp