Me: *eating a Mars bar* Martian: Good grief where will I obtain alcohol now#Mars Bar#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Dude walks into a bar ...and drops dead from oxygen deprivation. It's a Mars bar.#Mars Bar#Bar#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Beer makes me feel invincible. Vodka makes me feel innvienceablrerrer. *falls down*#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp