Dude walks into a bar ...and drops dead from oxygen deprivation. It's a Mars bar.#Mars Bar#Bar#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*approaches girl in bar* *passes right through her* *i've been dead for 73 years*#Bar#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If there isn't an open bar at my funeral then count me out, I'm not going!#Bar#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[quietly opens a beer] Funeral Director: seriously?! Me: oh sorry [reaches into cooler and hands him one]#Bar#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm opening a funeral home that has a bar in it. I know right?#Bar#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp