Marlin Jokes

A Pixar movie about Marlin trying to put his son through fish college called Funding Nemo.

A Couple's 50th Wedding Anniversary *[This is the ending to a two part joke... I guess nobody understood that...](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2uo0uh/the_donut_joke/)* So there's this couple right. it's their 50th wedding anniversary. They decide to take a cruise to celebrate. Before the trip he buys her the most beautiful ring she could have ever wanted. So expensive and so beautiful. She loved it. And she loved him because she loved it, and he loved it because she loved him. So they …

A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed he ran into a second fisherman who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows. The second fisherman looked at the marlin turned to the first fisherman and said "" Only caught one eh?""

Three friends are fishing when a crocodile comes ashore and grants them three wishes... The first friend says ""I wish I could catch a huge marlin"

Why did Marlin and Dory never date? Dory was played by Ellen Degeneres.