Welcome to Lion Tamer School. Everyone grab a chair. Good... good. You're all halfway to becoming Lion Tamers now.

I'm thinking about getting a dog from Asia. Instead of eating your homework, they actually do it for you.

The girl that just walked by gave my dog a double take like she thought she might've gone to high school with him.

"Sit" dog sits "Down" dog lays down on floor "Play Dead" dog graduates college, finds job, gets married and has kids