Welcome to Lion Tamer School. Everyone grab a chair. Good... good. You're all halfway to becoming Lion Tamers now.

I'm thinking about getting a dog from Asia. Instead of eating your homework, they actually do it for you.

"Sit" dog sits "Down" dog lays down on floor "Play Dead" dog graduates college, finds job, gets married and has kids

"My homework ate my dog" -student in python breeding class