FRIEND WHO JUST RECEIVED MAGICAL POWERS: idk what I should do first FRIEND WHO IS TRAPPED IN AN OIL PAINTING FOR SOME REASON: I have an idea

A Pixar movie about Marlin trying to put his son through fish college called Funding Nemo.

Cannibalism Jungle 3 friends are walking in the jungle, they come across these 3 cannibals. The cannibals are in the way and say if the jungle people want to pass, they have to shove 10 types of fruit up there butt, if they don't they eat them. The friends agree and go out to grab there fruits. The first friend comes back with 10 apples, he gets 5 up his butt, but fails to finish and gets eaten. The Second friend comes back with 10 blueberry, gets 8 up his butt, but fails to finish because he st…

Freudian Slip Two friends are at a bar talking about embarrassing situations they've had. The first friend says ""Man, last week, I had a really bad Freudian slip. I was having dinner with my fiancee and her mother and our waitress at the restaurant was really curvy and attractive. While ordering I meant to ask what the soup of the day was, and it came out ""What's the boob of the day?""! I was really mortified!"" The other friend replies, ""I know exactly what you mean. Just last night I was ha…