Cannibalism Jungle 3 friends are walking in the jungle, they come across these 3 cannibals. The cannibals are in the way and say if the jungle people want to pass, they have to shove 10 types of fruit up there butt, if they don't they eat them. The friends agree and go out to grab there fruits. The first friend comes back with 10 apples, he gets 5 up his butt, but fails to finish and gets eaten. The Second friend comes back with 10 blueberry, gets 8 up his butt, but fails to finish because he st…

Freudian Slip Two friends are at a bar talking about embarrassing situations they've had. The first friend says ""Man, last week, I had a really bad Freudian slip. I was having dinner with my fiancee and her mother and our waitress at the restaurant was really curvy and attractive. While ordering I meant to ask what the soup of the day was, and it came out ""What's the boob of the day?""! I was really mortified!"" The other friend replies, ""I know exactly what you mean. Just last night I was ha…

The Hot Tea First Friend: My father drinks tea so much hot, as soon as its put in cup. Second: My father drinks so hot tea, he did not put it in cup and directly from kettle it was prepared in. Third: My father like it so hot, that he mixes milk, water, sugar and tea drinks it and sits on stove, so it can be cooked inside.

Best bar ever Three friends are having beers and start comparing the greatest bars. The first says ""I once went to a bar where they gave you a free beer for each beer you buy."" The next says ""That's nothing, I once went to a bar where they gave a free beer and a free shot for each beer you buy."" The last guy says ""Well I've heard of a bar where they let you drink as much as you want for free and then take you in the back room and get you laid."" ""Wow,"" the first friend responds, ""you've …