Freudian Slip Two friends are at a bar talking about embarrassing situations they've had. The first friend says ""Man, last week, I had a really bad Freudian slip. I was having dinner with my fiancee and her mother and our waitress at the restaurant was really curvy and attractive. While ordering I meant to ask what the soup of the day was, and it came out ""What's the boob of the day?""! I was really mortified!"" The other friend replies, ""I know exactly what you mean. Just last night I was having dinner with my wife, and I meant to ask her to pass the salt, but it came out ""YOU RUINED MY LIFE YOU SOUL-SUCKING BITCH!""