Louisiana State Troopers Jokes

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Louisiana State Trooper walked to her car window and opened his ticket book. The woman said, "I bet you're going to try to sell me a ticket to the Louisiana State Troopers' Ball." The trooper told her, "Ma'am, Louisiana State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence. The trooper then closed his book, tipped his hat, got back in his car and left.

A state trooper just pulled me over... He walked up to my car and opened his ticket book. I said, "you're going to try to sell me a ticket to the Louisiana State Trooper Ball aren't you?" He replied, "Louisiana State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence. Then he closed his book, walked back to his car, and drove away.