A young woman was pulled over for speeding.
A Louisiana State Trooper walked to her car window and opened his ticket book. The woman said, "I bet you're going to try to sell me a ticket to the Louisiana State Troopers' Ball." The trooper told her, "Ma'am, Louisiana State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence. The trooper then closed his book, tipped his hat, got back in his car and left.