Louisiana State Trooper Jokes

A young woman was pulled over by a Louisiana State Trooper. He walked up to her window, flipping open his ticket book. She said ""I bet you're here to ask me out to the Louisiana Trooper's ball"". The officer responded "" Louisiana state troopers don't have balls"". There was a silence. The officer closed his ticket book, tipped his hat and left.

Louisiana State Trooper A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Louisiana state trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. She said, ""I bet you're going to try to sell me a ticket to the Louisiana State Trooper's Ball"". He replied, ""Louisiana state troopers don't have balls"". There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, tipped his hat, got back in his patrol car and left.

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Louisiana State Trooper walked to her car window and opened his ticket book. The woman said, "I bet you're going to try to sell me a ticket to the Louisiana State Troopers' Ball." The trooper told her, "Ma'am, Louisiana State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence. The trooper then closed his book, tipped his hat, got back in his car and left.

A state trooper just pulled me over... He walked up to my car and opened his ticket book. I said, "you're going to try to sell me a ticket to the Louisiana State Trooper Ball aren't you?" He replied, "Louisiana State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence. Then he closed his book, walked back to his car, and drove away.