A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Louisiana State Trooper walked to her car window and opened his ticket book. The woman said, "I bet you're going to try to sell me a ticket to the Louisiana State Troopers' Ball." The trooper told her, "Ma'am, Louisiana State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence. The trooper then closed his book, tipped his hat, got back in his car and left.

Louisiana State Trooper A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Louisiana state trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. She said, ""I bet you're going to try to sell me a ticket to the Louisiana State Trooper's Ball"". He replied, ""Louisiana state troopers don't have balls"". There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, tipped his hat, got back in his patrol car and left.

SOMEONE LEFT THEIR DOGS IN THE CAR WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP -Ma'am, that's a pack of Ballpark All-Beef Franks. ITS 500 DEGREES IN THERE

"Is that a car alarm going off? Someone must be trying to steal it I better call the police!" - literally no one ever