Little Suzy Jokes

Little Johnny Goes To School... Little Johnny goes to school and after only 15 minutes, the teacher tells them that whoever can identify the speaker one of three quotes can go home. Johnny couldn't believe it, he was smart enough, he could go home after only 15 minutes of school! So the teacher says ""I'll start out with an easy one. Who said 'I have a dream?'"" Before Johnny could even blink, Little Sally throws her hand in the air and says ""Martin Luther King Jr."" The teacher congratulates h…

Little Suzie Goes Swimming in a lake One day, Little Suzy goes swimming in the lake with her grandmother. After they get out they go to shower. ""Grandma"" Little Suzy asks, pointing between her grandmother's legs. ""What's that?"" ""Oh,"" her grandmother replies. ""That's my beaver, dear."" The next day Little Suzy goes swimming with her mother, and they go showering afterwards too. ""Mummy, is that your beaver?"" asks the girl. ""Er, yes it is, Suzy. Where did you learn that?"" her mother answ…

One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivate her class. She told them that she would read a quote and the first student to correctly identify who said it would receive the rest of the day off. She started with, ""This was England's finest hour."" Little Suzy instantly jumped up and said, ""Winston Churchill."" ""Congratulations,"" said the teacher, ""you may go home."" The teacher then said, ""Ask not what your country can do for you."" Before she could finish this quote, a…