Before Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny Goes To School... Little Johnny goes to school and after only 15 minutes, the teacher tells them that whoever can identify the speaker one of three quotes can go home. Johnny couldn't believe it, he was smart enough, he could go home after only 15 minutes of school! So the teacher says ""I'll start out with an easy one. Who said 'I have a dream?'"" Before Johnny could even blink, Little Sally throws her hand in the air and says ""Martin Luther King Jr."" The teacher congratulates h…

Little Johnny... It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal. Teacher: ""Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."" Little Johnny says to himself ""Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."" Teacher: ""Who said I Have a Dream'?"" Before Johnny can open his mo…