Little Johnny Goes To School... Little Johnny goes to school and after only 15 minutes, the teacher tells them that whoever can identify the speaker one of three quotes can go home. Johnny couldn't believe it, he was smart enough, he could go home after only 15 minutes of school! So the teacher says ""I'll start out with an easy one. Who said 'I have a dream?'"" Before Johnny could even blink, Little Sally throws her hand in the air and says ""Martin Luther King Jr."" The teacher congratulates her and lets her leave. ""Ok, I'll get the next one. I'm determined."" thinks Johnny. ""Next one. Who said 'You must be the change you wish to see in the world?"" Before Johnny's arm can move, Little Annie raised her hand and says ""Ghandi!"" The teacher congratulates her and let her leave. Now Johnny is mad. ""I have to get this next one!"" The teacher says ""Ok, last one. Who said: 'Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."" Little Johnny trows his hand up, but Little Suzy is called on for being just barely faster. She answers: ""Albert Einstein."" The teacher congratulates her and lets her leave. Just then, Little Johnny furiously shouts ""Those bitches need to shut their mouth!"" The teacher whirls around and asks ""Who said that?!?"" ""Bill Cosby! Can I go home now?""