Little Mary Jokes

50 of the LEAST offensive jokes I know 1. What's a pirate's favorite letter? ""**Arrrr!**"" ""No. Ya'd think so, but me first love be the C"" 1. Why wasn't 6 excited that 7, her boyfriend, won her a prize at the fair? Because 711492. 1. Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over. 1. Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? Fo' drizzle 1. What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow? Your funding pulled and a visit from the ethics committee. 1. My …

I got my bucket Little Johnny and Little Mary are playing in the sandbox. Johnny proudly holds up his sand bucket and says ""I got my bucket."" Mary picks up her bucket and says ""I got my bucket too!"" Johnny picks up his shovel: ""I got my shovel."" Again, Mary says ""I got my shovel too!"" Johnny then pulls down his pants and says ""I got one of these!"" Mary doesn't have one of those of course and runs crying home to her mother. The next day, they are playing together again ad it's the same …

Little Mary is walking in the park, hand-in-hand with her mother. All of a sudden, Mary points out two teens doin' it like on the Discovery Channel on a bench, pages flying off some notebooks, y'know the drill, studying got a bit hard. Mary asks: ""Mommy, what are they doing?"" Panicked, her mother answers: ""Cream puffs, they're making cream puffs!"" and hurried Little Mary back home. The second day, the mother took Mary to the zoo, to see all the caged wildlife! At the monkey cage, two of 'em …

Little Mary #1 Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher asked her while she was napping, ""Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?"" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ""God Almighty!"" shouted Mary. The teacher said, ""Very good,"" and little Mary fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ""Who is our Lord and Savior?""…