Little Johnnys Jokes

The teacher asks everyone in the class to demonstrate something exciting. When Little Johnny's turn came

So Little Johnny's teacher ... So Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it.

Little Johnny So Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it.

Little Mary Little Mary came home from Little Johnny's house and called out:

Famous quotes.... At school one day Little Johnny's teacher announced that she was going to say a famous quote and that whoever could correctly guess the person who said that quote would be able to leave school early. Little Johnny gets all excited because he knows his history.

Can little girls have babies? Little Johnny asks his mom "Can little girls have babies?" Little Johnny's mom looks puzzled and replies "Of course not." Little Johnny excitedly runs back to the window and yells to little Sally "It's OK! we can play that game again!"

Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny's Father asked how much his last date had cost. Little Johnny calculated a minute then replied, "Oh, about $15 or so I think." "Well" said his Father, "I'm proud of you for finally coming up with an inexpensive evening." "To be honest Dad," Little Johnny went on, "we'd have done more, but that was all the money she had."