Little Johnny's dad Little Johnny's teacher asks every kid in the class to share what their dads to for a living. ""My dad's a fireman."" ""My dad's a policeman."" Soon, all the kids except little Johnny had shared. The teacher asks: ""Little Johnny, what does your father do?"" ""Nothing, he's dead."" ""Well, I'm sorry to hear that. What did he do before he died?"" ""He shit his pants and turned blue.""

How to sell toothbrushes Monday at school, the teacher lined up all the students and had them present their weekend homework: their assignment was to sell something and give a presentation on effective salesmanship. Sally was up first. ""I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30. My sales approach was to appeal to people's sense of civic duty and I credit that for my success."" ""Very good, Sally,"" said the teacher. ""Next?"" Jenny went next. ""I sold magazines and I made $45,"" she said. ""My a…

Pair of teats Little Johnny's parent's ask him what he wants for his birthday. > I want a pair of teats! His parents are shocked, so they decide to wait another day before asking him again. The next day, they ask him and he enthusiastically shouts >I want a pair of teats! Mom and dad consult each other privately. >Honey, how can he be sure at this age? What will the other kids at school say? >It's 2016, it's fine, we shouldn't stop our child from expressing his true self So the next …

At school, Little Johnny's classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it's very easy to blackmail them by saying, ""I know the whole truth."" Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny's mother greets him at home, and he tells her, ""I know the whole truth."" His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, ""Just don't tell your father."" Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, ""I know the whole truth."" T…